Can you tell a story in one sentence?

I sometimes remember the six words that tell a tragic story, "Baby shoes for sale, worn once." That story makes my heart constrict. At my group on LinkedIn, we did an exercise concerning telling what we do in a creative way using 15 words or less... I'm still working on that one because I have SO many interests and SO many irons in the fire.

I was wondering if there is anyone out there who would like to put their thinking caps on and tell a story using 20 words or less?

I have a Ted Dekker t-shirt that I will give away to the winner. The deadline for your entry to count toward the t-shirt is September 15, 2010 at Midnight Central Time.