Scooter

This is my kitty. The one below that is staring into the computer screen was lifted from an image search.

Surely you can tell why I chose the one with the kitty hard at work for the post below rather than this lazy, but sweet, kitty pictured here. I don't have any pictures of him working, because he has figured out how to be lazy for a living. I tried that lifestyle and it doesn't work for me. I have a craving for things like eating and gasoline to go check the mail.