Pierre and Boudreaux was flying Cajun Airlines.
Boudreaux was flying da plane and Pierre was in da back foolin wit da cargo equipment an stuff.
Suddenly da plane hit some turbulence an started bouncing around an Boudreaux da pilot got knock unconcience… Den da plane started driftin’.
Pierre him come runnin’ up to da front an Boudreaux was sprawl out over da steerin’ wheel. Well, Pierre don’t know no-ting bout flyin no plane and he start to get pan-a-key!
He grab da microphone and holla “May Day! May Day! Dis is Cajun Air Line 10210. Boudreaux him knock unconscience an I don’t know no-ting bout flyin dis here plane!”
“Dis is da control tower,” someone answer Pierre. “Don you worry about nutin. We gonna splain how fo you to land dat plane, step-by-easy step, ah gar-on-tee! Jus leave arythin ta us. Fus thing, how high are you and what’s you position?”
Pierre thought a minute, den say, “I’m five foot ten and I’m all da way to da front of da plane.”
“No! No!” answer da tower. “What’s you altitude and where’s you location?”
Pierre say, “Man ah got a po attitude, and I’m from Thibodaux, Looseeana!”
“No! No! No!” came an exasperated voice. “Ah needs to know how many feet you got off da ground and how you plane’s in relation to da airport!”
Pierre start to panic by dis time. He say, “Countin Boudreaux’s and mine we got four feet off da ground and I don’t believe dis plane’s related to you airport!”
A long pause… Ok, then we needs ta know who you next of kin and where to send da flowers…”
P.S. When you speak in Cajun, you can't run SpellCheck.
1 comment:
"Next of kin so we can send flowers." CLASSIC. Thanks for the chuckle.
Joe
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