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| The Garden of Eden, Cole Thomas, 1828 |
10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden
because men hate to ask for
directions.
9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him
the TV remote. (Men don't
want to see what's ON television, they want to see WHAT ELSE is
on!)
8. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when
his seat wore out and would
therefore need Eve to get one for him.
7. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's
appointment for himself.
6. God knew that Adam would never remember which day was
garbage day.
5. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would
never be able to handle
childbearing.
4. As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would never
remember where he put his tools.
3. The scripture account of creation indicates Adam needed
someone to blame his troubles
on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be
alone!"
1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back,
scratched His head and said,
"I can do better than that."
It's interesting that the only time that God said, "It
is not good" during His creation was when man was alone. I thank God for his wisdom in creating such a perfect complement to man (despite
everything they do to irritate us! :-)
"Then the rib which the LORD God had taken from man He
made into a woman, and He brought her to the man. And Adam said: 'This is now bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called
Woman, because she was taken out of Man.'
Therefore a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife, and they shall become one
flesh."
(Genesis 2:22-24).
If you're married, I encourage you to take a moment today to
remind your wife (or husband) how much she/he means to you. They never get tired of hearing it!
From
Alan Smith's TFTD
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